PulpiTEARS
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Look | Stingy
| Bend | Fing |
PulpiTEARS Favorites Updated: 03/11/04
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Look
Rev. Clyde Lee Herring, when pastor in
Woodlands, Texas, must have looked impressive as he stepped into the spotlight in the
baptistry. From the darkness of the auditorium a wide-eyed kid squealed, "Look!
There's GOD!" Use it: As a
humorous illustration by an introduction of a sermon series about the nature of God, or
beside an announcement of a baptismal service.
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Stingy
Martha Magee, Dallas, Texas, took a
three-year-old to her first "big church" service -- a Lord's Supper observance.
As they left, the child's critique was, "All I've got to say is, they sure are stingy
with their refreshments in there!"
Use it: To accompany an article welcoming a new group of children to their first service
in "big church," or for an announcement about a Lord's Supper service.
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Bend
Pastor David York had the daunting task of
baptizing a 6-foot, 5-inch basketball player one night. The kid was scared to death of
water. York enlisted the aid of a deacon, who was instructed to stand beside him in the
baptistry. "If he 'freezes up,'" he said, "just give him a little kick
behind the knees to help bend him back." Well, the kid did 'freeze up.' The deacon
kicked and kicked to force him to bend. Finally, in desperation, Pastor York tried to
swing his leg on top of the kid to push while the deacon kicked ... and all three of them
went under! Use it: As a spot
illustration for a service honoring athletes or for an announcement about a baptismal
service.
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Fing
Rev. Fred Marks, an Oklahoma pastor, in the
midst of his very first wedding said, "You may now put the fing on her ringer."
Jacquita Duncan told me about this one just in time to draw it, autograph the original,
and ship it the Freddie and Winona in time for their 50th anniversary the first week of
June! Use it: As a humorous
illustration with a promotion about a Christian Home Week sermon. Use it: Let it draw attention to a list of couples celebrating their "Big 50" or
an article announcing multiple wedding ceremonies.
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